The breakup nobody wanted
Look, this isn't easy. You know that feeling when you meet the one ? The M4 Pro Mac mini was that for me. 12 cores of pure computational bliss. 64GB of RAM that never said "no" to my wildest Docker container orgies. A 1TB SSD that loaded faster than I could blink.
We had everything. Silent operation. Desktop real estate. That gorgeous gray finish. I'd wake up, brew coffee, and just look at it. My perfect little engineering marvel.
But then work happened. "You need a MacBook Pro," they said. "For meetings," they said. And the lady of the house had opinions. Strong opinions. About how many Apple devices one person really needs.
(Spoiler: According to her, the answer is "fewer than I currently have")
So here we are. It's not you, Mac mini. It's me. And my career. And domestic negotiations.

What you're getting:

• Mac mini M4 Pro (Oct 2024)
• 12-core CPU (8P + 4E) + 16-core GPU
• 64GB unified memory (runs the local models nicely)
• 1TB SSD
• 10Gbit port
• Comes with original box
• Works flawlessly
• Updated to latest macOS 26

What you're NOT getting:

• My tears (I'll keep those)
• The vertical monitor setup

Serious inquiries only. This machine deserves someone who can give it the desk space and love it deserves.

New this config goes for EUR2,844

First listed: October 2025. First regretted: Immediately.